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By: ocean

ocean — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:25:06 +0000

i clicked on the quiz at my public library & it said “ACCESS DENIED. the site you have clicked on is classified as pornography.”

WHAT THE F?

By: JaymeBright

JaymeBright — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:38:26 +0000

Woot, it’s just as I thought. Ok, 90 percent of me is Mo and 90 percent of me is Sydney; however, 80 percent of me is Lois. Boggling. I do love Lois though, great character. Maybe if I hadn’t said yes to the “Drag Kings are sexy” question…oh well, true is true.

Ha, “a guilt-ridden, kindhearted liberal who doesn’t relax enough.” If I hadn’t said that “meat is murder” is more true than “the spelling of “womyn” is hilarious. And unsophisticated”, I would still have been described as an ambitious academic with a penchant for buying upscale clothing–also true. Oh well, I’m off to buy some Morningstar and finish my term paper.

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By: Nico

Nico — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:17:05 +0000

Lois 75%, Sydney 70%, and requiring a tie-breaker question (with Sparrow and Stuart, both of whom work my last nerve, tying for last place)…

Wholly unsurprising. But so much fun.

By: Wow

Wow — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 16:29:04 +0000

I’m Lois and Mo equally.
Huh.

By: Annie in Hawaii

Annie in Hawaii — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 00:15:13 +0000

Aloha All! Quelle surprise??? (WTF?) This quiz must be flawed because I feel like I channel Sydney, complete with academic la-la…c’est la vie.

Quiz results:
Which Dyke to Watch Out For Are You?
You scored as a Lois

You are Lois, the ladykiller who’s mellowed into an awesome, loyal girlfriend. Give yourself permission to read the newest Harry Potter at Camp Trans.

Lois 75%
Toni 65%
Stuart 60%
Sparrow 60%
Sydney 55%
Mo 50%
Clarice 40%

By: g-lo

g-lo — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 00:01:51 +0000

I scored some major Lois. Pretty much 5% down for the rest of them in the Lois-Clarice-Sydney regular pattern before the 10% cut on the rest.

I suspect the quiz Lois-centric or we all secretly/not-secretly want to have the qualities that are keyed for Lois in this quiz.

Luckily I have nothing to worry about because the ad on my results page promises to tell me who my next boyfriend is. Don’t tell my wife, please.

What I love about these quiz things is figuring out the logic that is used to make the quiz, the model of thought/meaning and all that. Even more juicy when it’s a fictitious character-set in play. Anyone else?

By: Deena in OR

Deena in OR — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 15:35:02 +0000

Well, so much for Lupin! J K Rowling outed Dumbledore yesterday. Kinda makes me wonder about McGonagall…

By: Alexa

Alexa — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 15:30:51 +0000

I’m 85% Sparrow…fair enough, I’m a bi-dyke in a relationship with a man…no child and no esoteric tendencies though;)

By: Karen S

Karen S — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:33:00 +0000

Mo…Mo. 100%., with a lot of Sparrow.

I think it was the guilt-ridden liberal part. I just hate to see Mo pigeonholed like that, though.