Mighty good-lookin’ girlfriend you got…reminds me of a camp counselor I once worked with. She said no one ever thought she was anything but a “visual embarassment” (she grew up in a small conservative town) until she joined the Girl Scouts and built the bath house with her bare hands and everyone went crazy for her. Nothin’ like those ‘scouts, ha?
Cat Pimp – I can only assume you are not from New England?
Anything over 45 degrees F can be t-shirt weather around here, especially if it’s sunny with no wind, especially when it’s nearly spring and we’ve all been weighted down with wool and fleece for six months. This time of year there are plenty of over freezing days like that when there is still a ton of snow on the ground. It’s kinda fun, I think.
Hmmm, come to think of it, the first time I saw my first girlfriend, she was chopping wood in the women’s space at a big hippie gathering. Something about it….
ps Now that you’ve brought Holly home to the cyber-family post-Rocky Horror costume party, do we get to hear how you two met?
A.B.’s got a girlfriend? Darn! 🙁 Anyway, I DO hope those were safety glasses she was wearing! Also, I went to Topeka to take part in an anti-Fred Phelps march yesterday. It was cold out, but there were LOTS of attractive women there! : )
I do love a woman who can whack wood with impeccable aim.
My gf uses a chainsaw. Not quite as fun. Or hot. I don’t care how much those things vibrate.
What is it about women chopping wood or repairing cars or motorcycles that drives us wild?
Things that make you go “Hmmmm….mmmmmm!”
Hmmm. . .Monday morning. . .after washing my face, a glass of orange juice, breakfast, tea, an hour drive, and a big ol’ mug of coffee, I was still only dimly aware of my surroundings. . .but now, loves, I am awake! Swiiing that thing!
And I keep tellin’ ya- if you like strong women, get yourself over to Sarah Lyon’s website, and get a copy of the Female Mechanic’s Calendar: http://www.sarahlyon.com/calendar/
1] re: The Cat Pimp
The real question is how can anyone chop wood, on a sunny day, wearing anything more than a T-shirt, no matter what the temp/snow amount is?
2] Concerning Deena’s note:
Am I the only one who, when I first saw the image,
whose heart did a momentary pause until I realized that
those red smudges on the snow beside the wood block were,
in fact, mittens….
On a barely-related note, today For Better or For Worse, discusses gay marriage and commitment ceremonies is a generally positive but limited way. It was not, however, pornographic at all, I’m sorry to say.
Instead, Lawrence’s mom bemoans that there would be no white dress or bouquet throwing even if her gay son Lawrence and his partner Nicholas “tied the knot.”
Doesn’t she know that either Lawrence or Nicholas could wear a bridal dress, or both of them, or a bevy of their friends, male or female? Or was that not what she had in mind?
And anyone can through a bouquet, dammit. You don’t even have to have good aim.
Ellen O., you reminded me of a hilarious story where one of David Sedaris’ sisters decided to wear an over-the-top bridal dress to their other sisters’ wedding, because she felt that SOMEONE should dress as a bride.
… I wonder where the next free association will take us…
BTW, I love the video and the prescient comics journal drawing!
Let’s add women in big workboots to Dale’s list. One thing I always love abt the New England winter. Even the very femme among us go out in skirts over big massive boots for the snow. It’s the only way to truck around and not slip. And it’s divine.
I was born in Brooklyn, where it could get cold in the winter and way hot in the summer. I preferred summer, hands down. Hated the winter. When it was cold out, my sister would be running all over the place, having a great time and I’d be wrapped around the radiator. In the summer, I’d be running all over the place, having a great time and she’d be wrapped around the air conditioner.
New England’s nice in the summer, though. I’m taking an old high school friend thru Maine and VT in July.
apropos porn…
cat pimp: here in Norway as soon as the sun shows some strength, like beginning, of march women in rural norway, whatever their size sit sunbathing outside of their homes in NOT MUCH MORE THAN THEIR BRA!! crazy!
its a wonderful site driving home from work in the afternoon
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Mighty good-lookin’ girlfriend you got…reminds me of a camp counselor I once worked with. She said no one ever thought she was anything but a “visual embarassment” (she grew up in a small conservative town) until she joined the Girl Scouts and built the bath house with her bare hands and everyone went crazy for her. Nothin’ like those ‘scouts, ha?
Can someone please explain to me how *ANYONE* can wear a tee shirt when there’s SNOW on the ground!?!?!?! BRR!
Yep. Hot. And kind of amusing as well.
Cat Pimp – I can only assume you are not from New England?
Anything over 45 degrees F can be t-shirt weather around here, especially if it’s sunny with no wind, especially when it’s nearly spring and we’ve all been weighted down with wool and fleece for six months. This time of year there are plenty of over freezing days like that when there is still a ton of snow on the ground. It’s kinda fun, I think.
that was hot 🙂
mmm
Alison,
Please tell me that Holly had steel-toed boots on…
(Deena, who has vivid memories of driving her then-husband to the ER with a hatchet gouge in his foot-doofus was wearing running shoes to split wood.)
I love the youtube title.
Kissin’ wears out…
cookin’choppin’ don’t :pLove it – thanks!
Hmmm, come to think of it, the first time I saw my first girlfriend, she was chopping wood in the women’s space at a big hippie gathering. Something about it….
ps Now that you’ve brought Holly home to the cyber-family post-Rocky Horror costume party, do we get to hear how you two met?
A.B.’s got a girlfriend? Darn! 🙁 Anyway, I DO hope those were safety glasses she was wearing! Also, I went to Topeka to take part in an anti-Fred Phelps march yesterday. It was cold out, but there were LOTS of attractive women there! : )
I do love a woman who can whack wood with impeccable aim.
My gf uses a chainsaw. Not quite as fun. Or hot. I don’t care how much those things vibrate.
What is it about women chopping wood or repairing cars or motorcycles that drives us wild?
Things that make you go “Hmmmm….mmmmmm!”
Hmmm. . .Monday morning. . .after washing my face, a glass of orange juice, breakfast, tea, an hour drive, and a big ol’ mug of coffee, I was still only dimly aware of my surroundings. . .but now, loves, I am awake! Swiiing that thing!
And I keep tellin’ ya- if you like strong women, get yourself over to Sarah Lyon’s website, and get a copy of the Female Mechanic’s Calendar:
http://www.sarahlyon.com/calendar/
1] re: The Cat Pimp
The real question is how can anyone chop wood, on a sunny day, wearing anything more than a T-shirt, no matter what the temp/snow amount is?
2] Concerning Deena’s note:
Am I the only one who, when I first saw the image,
whose heart did a momentary pause until I realized that
those red smudges on the snow beside the wood block were,
in fact, mittens….
On a barely-related note, today For Better or For Worse, discusses gay marriage and commitment ceremonies is a generally positive but limited way. It was not, however, pornographic at all, I’m sorry to say.
Instead, Lawrence’s mom bemoans that there would be no white dress or bouquet throwing even if her gay son Lawrence and his partner Nicholas “tied the knot.”
Doesn’t she know that either Lawrence or Nicholas could wear a bridal dress, or both of them, or a bevy of their friends, male or female? Or was that not what she had in mind?
And anyone can through a bouquet, dammit. You don’t even have to have good aim.
My partner goes crazy when I return from any type of exercise…she claims it is the smell of sweat. Gives me all the more reason to work hard 🙂
Bad ass. I expected it to go on and on until she was splitting hairs at 10 paces by throwing the axe.
I can only split hairs when I’m really close, and only when feeling super contentious.
jeff
Ellen O., you reminded me of a hilarious story where one of David Sedaris’ sisters decided to wear an over-the-top bridal dress to their other sisters’ wedding, because she felt that SOMEONE should dress as a bride.
… I wonder where the next free association will take us…
BTW, I love the video and the prescient comics journal drawing!
My girlfriend likes to watch me split wood.
She especially likes to watch from a comfy lawnchair with her feet up, while sipping a cold drink.
My girlfriend likes to watch me split wood and make videos of it!
Split wood, shovel snow
Wear t-shirt, shoot video
A Northern h(d)aiku
Let’s add women in big workboots to Dale’s list. One thing I always love abt the New England winter. Even the very femme among us go out in skirts over big massive boots for the snow. It’s the only way to truck around and not slip. And it’s divine.
Compost maven, geez, what’s with yer gf anyway? 😉
I was born in Brooklyn, where it could get cold in the winter and way hot in the summer. I preferred summer, hands down. Hated the winter. When it was cold out, my sister would be running all over the place, having a great time and I’d be wrapped around the radiator. In the summer, I’d be running all over the place, having a great time and she’d be wrapped around the air conditioner.
New England’s nice in the summer, though. I’m taking an old high school friend thru Maine and VT in July.
wow. can i just say this whole dtwof-porn site is like, one of my deepest fantasies? i think this is a very good thing. keep at it.
🙂
The video is great but this cool cover of the comics journal is fantastic. What was first the video or the cover?
Re: For Better or For Worse
It’s hard not to love a cartoon that gets its grammar right…
http://www.fborfw.com/strip_fix/archives/003036.php
“And anyone can through a bouquet…”
Although, apparently not just anyone can type “throw.” Sheesh.
I’m glad Holly can spilt wood better than I can proofread my own posts.
Nice muscles.
Holly and Alison talk alike-did any one else notice? it’s cute:)
hey, I just noticed there was a bandwidth limit notice on the blog! Sorry if you’ve been trying to log in. I don’t know how long it’s been down.
I just called my web guy and he gave me more bandwidth. we think it was all the porn posts. “Lesbian porn does it every time,” he said sagely.
I tried to post this earlier, but let’s see if it works now:
“In volatile market, only stable investment, is porn!” That may explain all these posts…
Thank you. A girl gets stuck with cat on her lap and, what, DTWOF is down? Well, the woodchopping is glorious.
OT I know, but remembering the bat post—now we’re losing our songbirds…
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/30/opinion/30stutchbury.html?th&emc=th
Thanks, Alison — yes, I got that message too.
LOVE the video. Made me wistful for woodchopping moments of my past.
I love how your girlfriend expresses total delight and surprise each time it actually works… and the log splits… that is too, too cute.
Very impressive. This takes strength and concentration. She is so happy with herself, as she should be! Cute!
Such a hot drawing. And a wonderful video! Mmmmmmmm!
AB-Is this a cover for an actual magazine or is this one you made up?
Well, I don’t know if she’s ever been with a woman, but here’s a totally evil and funny essay on the Mary Worth crew: “Mary Worth: Erotica in plain sight.”
http://blackheartmagazine.com/index2.php?p=weekly_story&id=31
apropos porn…
cat pimp: here in Norway as soon as the sun shows some strength, like beginning, of march women in rural norway, whatever their size sit sunbathing outside of their homes in NOT MUCH MORE THAN THEIR BRA!! crazy!
its a wonderful site driving home from work in the afternoon
AB!!! Are you completely out of your mind? NOW I’M IN LOVE WITH HOLLY!!! I haven’t even bothered to read the preceding posts, I’m so excited!!!!!
And again there’s color!